Friday, October 30, 2015

Kid Cudi Wears a Guns N' Roses T-Shirt

I tell you what, Kid Cudi has been a pretty cool replacement for Reggie Watts on COMEDY BANG BANG. And here he is performing wearing a GNR t-shirt!

TGIF, animals!

October is dying. A lot of friends I used to see before they started reproducing are having birthdays right around now.

The film I've been working on as a day job finished shooting last week. I've still got a month or more for wrap and it appears that I'm getting a promotion at the very end — which I've been reluctant about pursuing for a really long time as I'm always skittish when day jobs begin to resemble career paths. But it's a significant pay bump right before I dive into unemployment for a spell, and I've been doing the work already so... it's good. Not quite enough to salvage this disastrous year but you take what you can get sometimes.

This fucking year...

I can't believe we're looking down the barrel of November already.

Monday, October 05, 2015

Tyranny of Children

Dr. Ruth T. Hai is a completely unreliable psycho cunt. DO NOT TRUST HER. If you can avoid her, at all costs avoid her. If you stumble upon her on Tinder or at a bar, avoid her because she is an aggressive slut who is probably riven with diseases. I pity her child. This is my public service announcement upfront.

Most of my friends have children at this point, which means I've lost most of my friends. I have to say, children can bring out something awful in some people. A heightened sense of entitlement. "We have children so it doesn't matter what you want or need because what WE want and need takes precedence." If you don't have children, you can't understand. You wouldn't understand. Because people without children don't possess the level of preternatural empathy that you're automatically graced with upon the birth of your first child. Children become these automatic, universal trump cards. At least when they're intermingling with the single and childless.

And it's a war that can't be won so sometimes you need to walk away.

Saturday, October 03, 2015

October Illusions

Feeling better -- but not.

Had so many tests taken at the gastroenterologist on Wednesday. Had a camera prodded into my stomach -- through my nose. Nothing looked out of sorts. No word on results of any other tests yet.

Still running to the lavatory far too often, but I can also be serene for hours. Not being able to predict which hours those are going to be is the larger grievance. It's been a week since I've had a drop of booze, which is the longest I've been without booze all summer long... what a fucking fucked up summer...

Colonoscopy scheduled for October 14th! I'll probably lose my health insurance in about two months, so I need to get this all fixed before then...!

My nightmare gig is circling the drain. Or at least we're close to the end of the shooting, though this coming week should be a doozy. After this nightmare ends... not sure about any new nightmares... I need a break...

Trying to finish a script this weekend... more soon...