"Ain't it Great to be Alive?!"

Hey, girl, howya doin...?
You are the woman that I'm really pursuin'
And I would like to get to know you,
Can you give me ya name...?
And ya jot down ya number you'll get mine in exchange, hey!

See, I'm the man of this town
And I hope ya wouldn't mind if I showed you around
So if ya go to certain places you'd be thinkin of me
We got people to meet and many places to see --
HEY...!

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

(Mostly of Billy's lolly...)