Friday, September 19, 2014

The Nest End Date

My latest gig ends today.

The Nest: April 28 - September 19. A good run.

Above, some timelapse footage I took of a walk to work during my final week. From Midtown to the Financial District, a bit of a hike. My cell ran out of storage around 19th & Broadway, so I completed the journey using Google Maps Street View.

Final verdict? The best day-job gig I've had in a while. Didn't deal with extras, paid better than the previous two gigs, far better location than the previous two gigs. It was a fantastic summer job.

Need to get some work done during this brief break.

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Matt Monaco is Dead

Matt Monaco is dead. Matthew Monaco is dead.

Matthew Monaco is a completely unreliable Millennial.

Do not hire Matt Monaco. In any capacity. He will profoundly disappoint you.

This entry will never be deleted.

Saturday, September 13, 2014

Clips of Amateur Musicians Edited Together into a Song

Kutiman is the name of the artist.

Thursday, September 04, 2014

Joan River Has a Posse

Joan Alexandra Molinsky (previously Rosenberg)
June 8, 1933 – September 4, 2014

Joan Rivers has a posse.

Wednesday, September 03, 2014

I Hate Apple: iPod Nano 7th Gen

No shortage of Apple zealots out there, I'm aware. I am not one of them. The one Apple product I have bought consistently over the years has been iPods. I've gone through so many iPods.

The latest was this iPod Nano (7th generation), which I bought just a few months ago at the Apple Soho store, toward the beginning of the job that's ending next week.

The thing about Apple products is they seem to work really well out of the box until they fail catastrophically, not too long after. It's as if complete failure is built into their products. Which might be fine if you've got somebody buying you new Apple toys every few months, but when you're shelling out for it yourself it's a fucking crime.

One of the functions of this iPod is, if you hold down the "volume control" button a computer voice will read to you the name of the file you're listening to. This voiceover is rarely ever useful, of course. Made worse when the voiceover-bot essentially gets STUCK and simply ceaselessly reads every file you have on your iPod, interrupting and fast-forwarding through every playlist and sound file you've got on your nano.

I stopped by the Apple Soho store after work tonight to try to get this looked at but, of course, I had no appointment and was told there was no way I'd be helped tonight. The helpful Genius Bar attendant informs me the only way to get help would be to book an appointment two weeks in advance.

I've hard-restarted, reset to factory settings, restored ipod whilst connected to the computer. Still skipping and talking like a motherfucker.

Asshole Genius Bar attendant wasn't very accurate about the two-week wait. I've got an appointment for Friday night to try to sort this out, which means I've got to use a backup iPod til then. Weep for me.