Hell is Hot (or, "It is Hot in Hell")

Not to dwell on this, but it is fucking disgusting out there! Walking one block feels like three because of this bezoomny heat!

I had to meet someone at a BLOCKHEADS last night -- and I'd never met the chelloveck before -- and I went to the wrong gloopy BLOCKHEADS...! So, I had to traverse the avenues westward in this bezoomny heat and I swear, Oh My Brothers, I thought I was gonna snuff it!

Yet, I still walked home after it all. You know why?

Because that's what I fucking deserved.

In other news, I've managed to over-complicate my weekend because that's what tiggers do best. Cry, little sister -- Thou shall not kill. Somebody save me from myself.