IRS...

Everybody get their taxes done already?

Every year, I endeavor to get mine sorted out as early as possible, and nearly every year I seem to end up racing the clock. This should be the last year I file as "married", however, so next year should be a fucking breeze. A lonely, pathetic breeze.

Ever wish you could start each day by hunting for a rodent? Want to own the most annoying alarm clock ever conceived?