Shoot Here and the World Gets Smaller

Steve Huang, aka "burno", can go fuck himself. Say hi to your little office crush, Tracey, you fucking moron. Hide away in your office world, dine with people and pretend to be a human being. We know you're psychotic. Maybe it's because your dad died when you were younger, you feel the need to kick holes in doors when you can. Boo hoo. Go write some shitty poetry, surround yourself with people who fall for it, and just FUCK OFF.

Michael Yuan, aka "meowking", ain't going anywhere in life. Socially incompetent, a sloppy drunk, and breath that stinks like fecal matter. He's a real ugly catch, ladies. He's so fucking pathetic it's kind of a waste to wish him ill, but whatever. Die horribly, Mike Yuan. Die alone. Die soon. I know you'll do it.

Tired of playing JACKASS with you two fags. Is hitting each other just an excuse for you to touch another man intimately? Well, you two have at it, then. Go pound each other. I'm gonna do something else. Something less homoerotic.

Good fucking riddance.