Porno for Pyros
because i'm smart, i knocked down the smoke alarm in my apartment and removed the battery so i can cook something without the fucking thing going off every 5 minutes.
last night, i was burning letters by the window. of course, the wind blows in and just ends up pushing all the smoke back into my apartment. next thing i know, the smoke alarm in the HALLWAY starts going off...
ha ha. i look stupid.
well, nobody knocked on my door, which is always a good sign. but i've got to find another venue for my cremations...
nicko's backyard?
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A smoke alarm is a matter of informed consent, until the contrary, please.
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