Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Porno for Pyros


because i'm smart, i knocked down the smoke alarm in my apartment and removed the battery so i can cook something without the fucking thing going off every 5 minutes.

last night, i was burning letters by the window. of course, the wind blows in and just ends up pushing all the smoke back into my apartment. next thing i know, the smoke alarm in the HALLWAY starts going off...

ha ha. i look stupid.

well, nobody knocked on my door, which is always a good sign. but i've got to find another venue for my cremations...

nicko's backyard?

1 Comments:

Blogger Raed Moustafa said...

A smoke alarm is a matter of informed consent, until the contrary, please.

10/30/2023 11:14:00 PM  

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