Misanthropy News Roundup!

Soda Popinski!
I really hope this controversy doesn't slow down the development of my soft drink, Diet Dr. Date Rape. (Vanilla and Cherry.)


For All You Artists!
I know I've got a lot of talented artist friends out there: this is for you! (Good luck!)


The Perfect Crime!
"Experts" say that tv crime dramas like CSI are inadvertently creating better criminals. I watch LOST to learn how to become more of a disappointment week after week.