Travel Expense

The Job is sending me to New York Junior for a week. I contemplated holding out for a trip to the L.A. or S.F. or London branches [sorry, Dallas and India offices: not interested], but I decided to just take the Chicago trip. Now, I've gotta figure out how to get in trouble in the windy city...

Would The Company post bail if I were arrested there...?

Can I travel-expense prostitutes...?

Watch me ruin the entire branch exchange program for everyone...