[[[ Important NickEmma Update ]]]

This just in...

College acquaintance Nick Gaffney just proposed to long-time romantic interest Emma Wunsch -- before going through the trouble of buying her a ring!

(Way to go out on a limb, Nicko! Nothing but class, this guy!)

Despite this, Ms. Wunsch accepted his proposal, and they are now betrothed.

Though we here at Misanthropy Central question Ms. Wunsch's decision to settle at this stage in her life, we fully support the union, wish them the best life (that Brooklyn can offer), and look forward to looking at photos from their wedding at some point after the event. Perhaps it'll even inspire a blog update...

(We've got to hold onto our dreams, don't we?)