Wednesday, November 01, 2006

All Hallows Day


Good All Saints Day, people. Let's embrace all that is hallowed.

And welcome to November. A vaguely off-putting idea that it's already November, but here it is, and dat's dat, and there ain't nuttin that anybody cudda dun about it...

For the squeamish, I implore you, do not let curiosity get the better of you -- do NOT click on this link:

POP!!!

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A serious of silly questions, for the geniuses who write "HEROES":
1. A jock tries to rape a cheerleader and accidentally ends up killing her. Tree branch sticking out of her skull and everything. Let's forget the fact that her body ends up in a morgue and partially autopsied. Should the jock be weirded out at all that the girl he THOUGHT he killed is back at school the next day, without even a scratch? Would he get into a car with her and act as if nothing happened?
2. Japanese "Hiro". Can't speak a lick of English at the start of the show. A few episodes in, he can abruptly speak "broken foreign guy engrish". Why? Was it just coz it was convenient and you didn't want to bother trying to establish him learning English? Would've made sense for him to speak broken English at the top of the show, but then we wouldn't get all those hilarious scenes of him trying to warn people about the end of the world -- in Japanese!
3. If "Hiro" can stop time, couldn't he do a lot more than cheat in poker games? Couldn't he just stop time, collect all the cash he wants, then start time again? Couldn't he avoid getting beat up? Couldn't he save himself a lot of trouble that he's not saving himself?

I believe you can logic anything to death, but HEROES is too fucking annoying. I want to suspend my disbelief but the show uses the logic of a retarded child. I want to like it... and I'm still watching the stupid thing... but I just want to beat the stupid out of it...
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It's been verified. The divorce papers are "approved". All that stupidity is legally over. Now I can go on as if nothing ever happened...

Sooo... who wants to be my wife next...?

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