You Give Love a Bad Name

September 12th is National Monkey-Cat Day. Holla.

In honor of it, I clocked in super-late this mourn. 16 minutes late, to be precise. I'm totally pushing it, up in here. Less than 3 weeks to go. 9 work days (including today), to be exact. My attitude toward this day job's grown increasingly flippant... and it's not like I was exactly reverent toward it before.

It's like... what could they possibly do to me? I'm about to take a running jump into the abyss.

Hey, pigs! Nothing can hurt me! I've become so numb! I'm a little bit older than you!

I know where you live!