Dear Millions,

What's YOUR Ya-Ya Name?!

Find out here.

My name is "Queen Cold-as-Ice".

C's name is "Viscountess Crazy-as-a-Loon".

Mui's name is "Empress Strong Arrow".

Roger's name is "Empress Shakes Her Booty".

Dirty Stylus's name is "Duchess Strong Cloud".

Nicholas Gaffney's name is "Princess Shining Star".

Dr. Craig's name is "Countess Fresh-as-a-Daisy".

David Cohen's name is "Queen Shops Too Much".

My sister's name used to be "Viscountess Lost in the Clouds", but now that she's married and changed her name, she's "Countess Running Mascara".

Had enough...? Wanna spend $10 to see 120 minutes more...?

This looks like the worst movie in the history of movie-making...