Calorie Killer

A few years ago, Juan-Carlos Cruz had several weight-loss shows on The Food Network.

These days, he's trying to hire homeless people to carry out murders.

"The Santa Monica Police Department did not release details about the intended target or the alleged murder plot."

Who was he trying to kill? Guy Fieri? Rachael Ray? One of those trainers from THE BIGGEST LOSER?

How many calories does the typical murder burn?

What would be the funniest response?

I think that while we're taking all of this in, we should probably consider which forgotten food-tv personality will be next to go off the reservation...


(Don't call it a comeback. Please.)

[UPDATE]

JCC was trying to kill his wife!