Villainy & Atonement

Apparently, for quite a while, there's been internet chatter about a new Disney theme park focusing on VILLAINS. I'd post some links, but most of the chatter is unsubstantiated speculations from message boards. Suffice it to say, I would fucking love a villain park. Disney's Isle of Villains. (I imagine a sort of prison theme, like Guantanamo Bay with roller coasters.)
The buzz grew in volume recently, but it seems that "Disney's Night Kingdom" is NOT the villain theme park. It sounds like it's just going to be another vaguely-defined theme park WITHOUT RIDES, geared toward adults.

Forgive me if I remain skeptical any time Disney tries to gear anything toward adults. (Unless they mean MORMON adults...) What is it, then? A few discotheques open till midnight? Ooh, I'm quaking! Lock up the kids, Martha!

Of course, Disney has a history of opening ill-conceived theme parks before they're ready. And then spending a lot more money to fix them. Case in point, Disney's Californication.

Now, if Larry Flynt were to erect HustlerLand in sunny Orlando, with (wet) rides and adventures: THEN, I would pay some attention. Take a tour through the Voyeur House. Sexy ride through Jenna Jameson's Space Mountains. Or just sit back and enjoy the Pavilion of Rape.

North needs South, East needs West...
And no needs yes, yes, yesss...

Up needs down, life needs death...
And no needs yes...

Yes...

YES.