Horror Evolution

Malice walks down the street, iPod shutting out the world.

Pretty girl approaches, taps his arm.

Malice plucks out an earbud.

Pretty girl (pointing down street): Is that south?

Malice: Yeah.

Pretty girl (walking away): Thanks.

Malice: Sure.

And... scene!!!

I am sooo bloody slick with women, boy. Don't lean on me, man, coz you can't afford the ticket...

Ten Truths About Human Nature

Remember that internet meme with the Filipino prisoners dancing to "Thriller"? Here's the background info I was waiting on:

Filipino Inmates Explained

This is bloody obscene (but work-safe, honest):

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

This whole strike business could really fuck my shit up. It's a big game of chicken. I've been trying to stay cool about it, but it is fucking hitting home now. I'll make it through. It is just some poor-ass timing, s'all I'm sayin.

Waiting to hear on some shit... can't write about anything just yet...

"Hey, maybe you can sell out just a little bit more, dickwad!" howled the Gay Horse.

Horror Shuffled 5:
1. "Dirt Off Your Shoulder/Lying from You", Jay-Z/Linkin Park
2. "Long Hard Road Out of Hell", Marilyn Manson
3. "Son of a Preacher's Man", Dusty Springfield
4. "Shambala", The Beastie Boys
5. "Ghost", Neutral Milk Hotel
Remake Bonus:
"Rollercoaster", Sleater-Kinney

TGIF Laugh:
Shoplifting Seagulls.