Timex Social Club

I was at the supermarket recently and I heard this song playing. Anybody remember Timex Social Club? Hot shit back in the 80's, lemme tell you. This was the precursor to the East Coast vs. West Coast gangsta rap wars.

I remember hearing this as a kid and being shocked (SHOCKED!) at the suggestion that Michael Jackson could be gay.

I'm actually not sure who some of the other names are supposed to be. Tina = Tina Turner? Susan = Susan Seidelman?