Rap'd
Check it: a little sneak preview of the next big water cooler sensation...
Since Punk'd is over, television needs a new celebrity prank show.
My show's called "Rap'd". We get a van full of actors nobody really knows (it'd spoil the gag!), and we send them out to sexually assault different celebs...
Once the celebrity's thoroughly defiled, we send a camera crew racing in and our host—the inimitable Rip Torn—charges at them and screams our catchphrase:
"YOU JUST GOT RAP'D!!!"
Cut to:
Sheepish celebrity being forced to confess into the camera:
"I-I'm Tara Reid... a-and I just got Rap'd..."
or
"I'm Zach Braff and I just got... really badly Rap'd... can someone give me a ride home...?"
or
"I'm Tobey Maguire and I didn't believe it could happen to me but I just got f---ing RAP'D! I'm gonna get you back, Leo!"
I'm talking to HBO and SHOWTIME right now. Got a bulk order of baseball caps printing up as we speak.
In other news, HOLY SHIT!
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