Meat Beat Manifesto

It's Proofer/NewOp/Sleaze-On's last night-shift at the laugh-factory!

Hallelujah! Hallelujah, motherfuckers!!!

(I originally intended this to be a Thank-God-It's-Thursday entry, but Sleazy decided to follow in the steps of his pal Malice and leave on a Wednesday... so forgive me if this entry has more of a "Thursday" vibe to it.)

Before we get this party started, take a look at what Sean Connery got his bitch-slappin mitts on. Holy mackerel. I'd like to... meet her. Buy her a cup of coffee, get to know her.

In honor of Blippity-Bloppity's last night, here's a list of actresses I'd desperately like to... meet.












BALL BUSTING BONUS


[I lead an wholly rewarding life. Worth sharing.]

Jenna and Angela don't look terribly pleased to have made the list, do they?

And while we're listing, how about...

A FINAL MOTHAFUCKIN NIGHT-SHIFT SHUFFLED 5!!!
1. "Blaming the Baby", Imperial Teen
2. "Permanent Smile", Smog
3. "Hey You", Pink Floyd
4. "Plateau", Nirvana
5. "Long Gone Lonesome Blues", Red Molly
Take This Job & Shove It Bonus
"High Plains Drifter", Beastie Boys

Carmen Electra declares a naked revolution! You heard her, ladies, let's go!