Everybody Wants Some

This might be old news, but it's new for me, so humor me...

I was GOOGLING up articles on the TLC show "Honey We're Killing the Kids!". For those unfamiliar with it, it's a little turd-in-the-rough reality show that debuted sometime last year, bullying families with overweight children into living healthier lifestyles by Photoshop-extrapolating pictures of their kids to show how they'll probably look when they grow up. I'd love to see a behind-the-scenes doc on how they come up with these pics, coz they're absurdly offensive. Not only do they predict the kids will be obese adults, but they often become buck-toothed and acne-ridden, have horrible haircuts, swastikas tattooed on their foreheads, little stink-lines coming up from their heads.

They demand the families undergo an extreme lifestyle makeover that usually fails because it's so extreme. And they're given little guidance or even encouragement. "Tough love" or "Asshole TV"? The first season's host was such a frigid [CHINESE DENTIST] that they made the wise decision to replace her for the second season, with someone a bit more shaggable and warm.

Anyway, as it often happens, while I was looking up articles about this one subject, I stumbled on something else that I found more horrific/fascinating...

I don't normally post recipes on this blog, but I've got to make an exception here...

Take a glazed Krispy Kreme donut. Slice it in half. Lay in a 1/4 lb burger, cheese and two strips of crisp bacon. What do you get...?

The World's Most Disgusting Idea.

Turns out that the mass-murderers who brought you the "Krispy Kreme Burger" are still churning out the ideas.

Their new ad campaign: "Hey, Fatsos... eat this."

White trash get down on your knees! (Tastes good, don't it?)

A Cookie is a Sometime Food, Cookie-Monster. And don't you ever fuckin forget it, you shaggy blue retard!