Dirty Dozen, 80 of us, shady brothers, ladies love us...

That time of the year again. Seasonal nose bleeds. It can hit me at any time. I've got a meeting for a potential new project tonight -- I just hope it doesn't turn into a scene from "Less Than Zero". Malice's nose begins to bleed in mid-conversation. Andrew McCarthy looks at him with disgust, drags him to the bathroom to clean him up.

Seriously, it's a hazard. I've gotten spontaneous nosebleeds in packed subway cars, in bars, on the street. Random, unprovoked nosebleeds. When you don't have some tissues on hand, it can get ugly...

Anybody going to the Valborg party on Saturday???

Get ready.