the pine barrens incident

misanthropy central goes camping!

in... the pine barrens!

no alcohol on the camp grounds, but i've got my trusty flask with me. if a ranger comes by for inspection, i'll be wearing a med-alert bracelet saying i'm not drunk, i'm just mentally retarded. (which, if you haven't guessed by now, i actually am!)

why is malice going camping?, you query.

i have no goddamn idea.

the simplest response is "peer pressure". which it's clear i'm acutely susceptible to.

in any case, i've got my bags packed. my timbalands on. extra saline solution. (malice doesn't wear glasses, like Burno does...)

leave after work tonight. be back in civilized country by sunday. please try to behave yourselves while i'm gone.