Dear Avid Readers,

So today, Jeanah, the actress who's going to be in my short film, told me that she just landed a Samuel Adams Light National Commercial!

Now, I know I'm supposed to be excited for her -- and I am, honestly -- but it just reinforces this terrible Career Inferiority Complex in me...


JEANAH
I just booked a Sam Adams Light
national commercial!!

MICHAEL
That's terrific! I... I... just bought
The Royal Tanenbaums on DVD today...


Sigh... one day...