No One Likes Dane Cook

The other night, MySpace account-holder Dane Cook did a surprise set at the Laugh Factory in L.A. and bombed.

Apparently, he bombed so badly that people wrote about it on the internet.

Sure, he was just working out some new material. And I'm positive that his story about how he "chainsaw-fucked a dirty whore's cunt" is going to be top shelf material when it's polished.

An excerpt from T.J. Miller's account:

... he got on stage and was vicious, misogynistic, cruel, and arrogant. He talked about not paying for an abortion. He talked about finding some whore to fuck to take out his anger at his ex-girlfriend. He talked about how girls would do anything for him ‘because I'm me.’ He got mad when people were texting. ‘Dane Cook is onstage,’ he said. ‘Have some fucking respect.’

Seriously, why did anyone ever find this douche-nozzle funny...? I really want to know. Was it his delivery? Was his delivery really that good? Really?

Louis C.K., America. He's the guy you should have been watching all this time.