Dope Dog Afternoon

I was listening to the latest "Breaking Bad Insider" podcast and Vince Gilligan was talking about how dope dogs work. Apparently, their handlers have to be carrying a little dope with them because if the dogs go a few hours without finding any dope, they start to get disheartened. Planting a little dope for them to find throughout the day keeps them motivated.

This is me. I'm the dope dog who hasn't found an ounce of dope in ages. It's demoralizing. I desperately need to find some dope. Even if someone has to plant it somewhere easy for me to discover.

I need the bump. I'm losing it.