Saint Malice Day

My middle name's "Patrick". It's on my birth certificate. When I was in 2nd grade, some little girl asked me if I was Irish because my middle name was Patrick. I went to school with some ignorant-ass children.

Thursday afternoon, I shall join the drunken masses that descend upon this godforsaken city on this holy day of excessive inebriation. Meeting friends I don't get to see too regularly any longer.

I hope that the people I don't want to see will keep their distance.

If they know what's good for them, they will.

If you're on the shit list, I'll likely be less than friendly...