The Girlfriendable Pornstar

What is it about Sasha Grey?

Stars in a Soderbergh film. Hosts specials for G4. Hasn't shied away from porn. All of that and yet is able to project a charming presence that makes you (me) believe that she'd be the coolest girlfriend ever.

And she plays "Malice" in something called "Malice in Lalaland"! It's practically like she's reaching out to me. Like she's looking at me through the sieve of the plasma screen and saying, "Please stalk me, Malice!"

(Obviously, Malice is trying to catch up on his neglected Netflix queue... though arguably there are more pressing things he should be focusing on...)

(Like not talking in the third person all the time.)