Celebrity Industrial Complex

Remember this photo of the sad boy decimating his sense of self-respect for Megan Fox?

Megan Fox explains what happened in the "Flower Kid" photo. (Though I think it's clear she doesn't even see him in this picture.)

Kodak swiftly put a $5,000 bounty on the so-called Flower-Kid's head and managed to find him:


He was scheduled to meet Megan Fox on the Today show this morning, but then THE KING OF POP died and completely paralyzed the kingdom of media. Megan Fox got bumped from the program, kid didn't get to have his awkward meeting with her on national television.

Them's the breaks, kid. The future sucks!

And now, a few words with 11-year-old flower boy Harvey Kindlon.