"You are not going to Harvard if you are on this bus."

Ahhh, the Fung Wah Bus... Chinatown's perilously budget alternative to the high-class air of Greyhound.

In case you missed it, SLATE's Noreen Malone wrote a really funny piece chronicling her experience sampling the cheapo coach options.

I've taken the Fung Wah once or twice in my years. Bit sketchy but they get you there. They don't really drop you off at an actual bus station. They kind of just drop you off on the side of the road somewhere. I was just thankful they slowed down...

Anyway, read the piece if you haven't—it's a good one.