Right Next Door to Hell

My noisy neighbors moved out last Friday.

That should be good news but God only knows what the new neighbors will be like.
"You know It doesn't like being called that!"

Silly me, Caprica Six. Silly me...!

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I took a wee peek into the apartment to see what it looked like. I somehow imagined it was bigger because I was always hearing a bunch of voices in there, like they were having little parties. But the fucking place looked as small as, or smaller than, my tomb of an apartment! Their kitchen and refrigerator were noticeably smaller, too. How the fiddlesticks did a couple live in there?!

Please let my new neighbors be quiet as corpses.