Steve Guttenberg Doesn't Want a Fucking Posse!

It's happened, people.

As long time readers will know, I've been anticipating the demise of Steve Guttenberg for some time now:

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He represents the perfect storm of:

1) the once-popular celeb you don't think about anymore
2) a filmography that begs to be cut into a montage (Police Academy, Short Circuit, Police Academy 2, Don't Tell Her It's Me)
3) closet serial killer

Well, he's not dead.

But he flipped the fuck out, recently.

What's wrong, Guttenberg? Why can't you just accept the sweet embrace of untimely death already?