Diary of a Porn Virgin

Happy Independence Day, y'alls!

I just found out the rating for this here blog, based exclusively on curse-word counts:
Surprise, suprise, surprise!

Hey, I can fuckin dig it, motherfuckers. I've been slowly generating filthier content for this cocksucking site, anyhow. In five years, people are gonna be saying, "Misanthropy Central turned into a hardcore snuff-film repository so gradually, I didn't even notice the switch!"

I caught this doc called "Diary of a Porn Virgin" on the Sundance channel, part of a Channel 4 documentary series called The Dark Side of Porn.

The doc follows two British women—a young South-Asian beauty named Sahara Knite (pictured right) and an attractive 38-year-old married woman named Frankie—as they quit their day jobs to pursue careers in... get this... HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY!!!

Why can't Errol Morris make documentaries this sensational??

The documentary actually leaves a lot to be desired...

["On so many levels, really!" interjected the Gay Horse.]

[Belt up, YOU! It's not Friday yet!]

Sahara has an easier time, since there are so few Asian porno stars in the U.K.—and she's young and can name her price. Frankie struggles with it since she's older and she's got more "boundaries"—eventually, she quietly excuses herself from the porn table.

We never really get a satisfying answer for WHY these women choose to transition into lives of porn. We get hints at things. Sahara's grown up in a repressive Muslim household. Frankie is trying to overcome long-held body issues... and she thinks she might be able to make more money for her family through porn. But none of the issues are explored quite enough for the viewer to reach...... catharsis...

Anyway, I did my little GOOGLE searches to prep my little write-up for this entry and I came across something sorta sad. It seems that Sahara Knite is up for hire, for personal visits. Make no mistake, THIS is truly the dark side of porn. The fact that some stars make themselves available as personal escorts for regular blokes with a credit card. Prostitution never looked more glamorous.

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Question is, do these people deliver?

Mom laughs as kid almost dies:

Laugh. Out. Loud. Motherfuckers.

Laugh the fuck out loud.

"Let's not blow our hands off this year, kids!" suggested the patriotic Gay Horse, brightly.

ID4 SHUFFLED-5:
1. "Changeling/Transmission 1", DJ Shadow
2. "Running to Stand Still", U2
3. "Prototype", Outkast
4. "Mothers of the Disappeared", U2
5. "Lion's Mane", Iron & Wine
Transformers BONUS:
"Fix You", Coldplay