Just Used

Okay, I know how to swipe a fucking Metrocard! I've been swiping the dang things since they were introduced to this ding dang dong city years ago! But for some reason, I've been having trouble swiping mine recently.

"SWIPE AGAIN AT THIS TURNSTILE"

"SWIPE AGAIN AT THIS TURNSTILE"

"TOO FAST, SWIPE AGAIN"

"SWIPE AGAIN AT THIS TURNSTILE"

"JUST USED -- FUCK YOUR MOTHER"

Swipe it fast. Swipe it faster. Too fast, swipe it slower.

Technology is turning on me...