i hate fobs

i sit near this korean woman at work, she does what i do. works in MS Word and such. heavy accent. heavy accent.

fob op:
(turning toward some non-operators at a nearby desk)
ennybuddy no how du get de yulo sine...?

non-ops:
the what?

fob op:
YULO SINE... YULO SINE...!

malice:
(busy on the phone with a tech person, covers phone)
try "alt-0128"...

fob op:
da what...?

malice:
"ALT 128"...

[she tries this. creates her "Euro Sign".]

fob op:
(turning back toward non-ops)
guys -- it's art-wuntwennyaye...

non-ops:
what?

fob-op:
ART-WUNTWENNYAYE! FORDA YULO SINE! ART-WUNTWENNYAYE!!

i fucking hate FOBs...