{[(Happy Birthday, Nick.)]}

i just put all the "company-recognized holidays" into my calendar, and thus contemplated the entirety of this upcoming year as i scrolled through the months. jesus, i hate the holidays.

don't get me wrong, i like vacation days. i like days off. i've just grown to fucking despise the holidays. i fear i've become one of those people. i used to like the holidays. i used to like getting gifts for people. now it's just a series of bad reminders. and i can't help but wonder whether i'm going to live them down by the time the big holidays roll around again this year. or whether i'm going to be scrooged for the rest of my befucked life.

i'm not going to see brokeback mountain.

something funny from MAAKIES.

something funny from the Perry Bible Fellowship.