the lion jesus

Mary Stevenson:
One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Lord.
Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky.
In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand.
Sometimes there were two sets of footprints,
other times there were one set of footprints.

This bothered me because I noticed
that during the low periods of my life,
when I was suffering from
anguish, sorrow or defeat,
I could see only one set of footprints.

So I said to the Lord,
“You promised me Lord,
that if I followed you,
you would walk with me always.
But I have noticed that during the most trying periods of my life
there have only been one set of footprints in the sand.
Why, when I needed you most, have you not been there for me?”

The Lord replied,
“The times when you have seen only one set of footprints in the sand... is when I carried you.”


"The Lord" is a rotten fucking liar...

Other Lies "The Lord" Sold Her:
10. That time you got cancer, I was testing your strength.
9. You have a great many friends who love and respect you.
8. What you're doing with your life is NOT a waste of time.
7. All dogs go to heaven.
6. I read your blog every day.
5. John Mayer has a soul.
4. Time heals all wounds.
3. You can't get pregnant the first time, baby...
2. You're a good person.
1. I exist.