goodbye, cruel borough

so long, brooklyn!

you can take your infestation of hip and cram it with walnuts, you self-satisfied lot!

thanks for all the memories i'll need to repress! something to keep me busy! what a gift!! (you shouldn't have!!!)

you've got some terrific views -- of manhattan! but i'm gonna be where the lights are shinin' on me!

packin my bags, gotta go, i'm the samsonite man...