feast of burden

another day, updating my blog from work. i cannot make a habit of this as i'm sure there must be repercussions. but it is deadly quiet, here. o, so quiet.

i like charlie kaufman a lot. i envy his career. i'm considering changing my name to "Charr-Lee Koffmannn" and stealing some of his career momentum. i think that this is a sound plan.

i get to have lunch with the missus today! take that, actor's studio kids! kidnapping my wife for days on end... did you think you could hide her from me forever!!? blao!, suckaaas...

i have a date with my accountant tomorrow night. hopefully, he can wave his magician's wand and make my troubles disappear.

i can't wait to return to my fortress of solitude...