God, I hope I get it!

I am totally out of my league here and everybody knows it... Why did I even go to this audition...? It's always the same faces... Maybe I should go out for something that doesn't specify "alien"... I could probably pass for Eurasian... AHHH, who am I kidding...?! No one ever writes good roles for aliens...

If they see me in the next fifteen minutes, I could probably make it back to work within my lunch hour... All right, FOCUS ON YOUR MONOLOGUE, FOCUS ON YOUR MONOLOGUE... Hi, my name is Alien #1, I'll be doing a selection from Edward Albee's THE ZOO STORY...

"What I am going to tell you has something to do with how sometimes it’s necessary to go a long distance out of the way in order to come back a short distance correctly..."