Maria Ozawa Admiration Society

I share a birthday with Maria Ozawa. She is precisely 10 years younger than me (born January 8, 1986) and about my height.

Her mother is Japanese and her father is French-Canadian.

Her first language is Japanese but she attended an international school from primary school to high school and claims that her English reading and writing ability is better than her Japanese.

She prefers to date Asian men.

She enjoys cooking, and playing videogames, and watching movies at home.

Superficially, she looks like she'd be the ideal trophy girlfriend or wife.

She looks like she should be hosting TOP CHEF ASIA or some Travel Channel program.

Maria Ozawa is what I would call "too pretty for porn". And yet, porn is her trade.

Hardcore pornography.

Debasing pornography, the likes of which top American pornstars would probably shy away from.

The phrase "too pretty for porn" is probably outdated by now because the porn industry has come a long way from the early days of "Deep Throat" and "Debbie Does Dallas". In those early days of the porn industry, it was harder to get really pretty girls to participate in stag films. These days, there's no line and there's no limit.

Like Sasha Grey, there is something unique girlfriendable about Maria Ozawa. Even after I've seen her perform in some of the most depraved acts, I still find something uniquely sweet about her.

The arrow goes straight through my heart. Without her everything just falls apart.

And I want one...


Some of these pictures were culled from here.

Some bio info culled from here.