Jolicur Animation Studios

38-year-old George Jolicur ordered massive meals from restaurants then refused to pay. After milkshake and beef jerky binges, Jolicur was finally caught by the police, but...

"... he avoided jail because he is so fat the medical costs of imprisoning him would be too great."

Read the full Daily Mail article here.

No finger-wagging commentary here. I was just mesmerized by Jolicur's mugshot. He looks like a cartoon character. His mugshot seems to gawp into the abyss and plead,

"Please turn me into an animated gif, Malice. You've got to!"



P.S. I'm seeing the Pan Asian Rep show Wednesday night so enemies be warned.