Make Way for Pedobear!

Christmas is nearly upon us, boys and girls! Do you know what that means...?

You better watch out...
You better not cry...
You better not pout...
I'm telling you why:
PEDOBEAR IS COMING TO TOWN!!!

He sees you when you're sleeping...
He knows when you're awake...
He knows if you've been bad or good...
So be good for goodness sake!!!

Oh whoa whoa whoa, you're not familiar with this rascally bear? A bit behind on our internet memes, are we?

Some background (may or may not be NSFW, but then again so's this blog):

What is Pedobear?

For the click-shy, a SFW excerpt—

The appearance of Pedobear is that of a cartoon mascot (whose) presence alone warns of the threat of sexual predators; as was the original Safety Bear.

The irony here is that Pedobear appears to be a pedophile himself.

Usage of Pedobear may be seen by some as an unjust sterilization of the serious nature of child pornography, pedophilia, and rape. But to show anger toward Pedobear is to misunderstand Pedobear.

It’s not that Pedophiles identity one another by posting Pedobear. Pedobear is a mockery of pedophilia; something many Anons have worked together to fight.

Official PedoBear Website!

(I made the animated gif above, FYI. I don't know WHY someone with my skills is having such a hard time finding a job. All of the animated-gif-construction companies must be promoting people internally...)