Batteries Are Included (I'm Not)

What is "Batteries Feel Included"?

Batteries Feel Included is a condition that a man can develop when he is very lonely and struggling to connect with society. It is a period in his life when he feels so alone that even batteries, an object famed for not being included, appear to be more included than him.

Nicholas Gaffney pointed me to this site a long while back. As I ought to be in Oregon when this entry gets automatically-published—and I am writing this far in advance—I have no idea if anything funny will be on here when you click through.

Caveat emptor:

Batteries Feel Included