Zombie Andrew Zimmern

EXT. POST-APOCALYPTIC WASTELAND - DAY

ZOMBIES stalk the scorched earth, eviscerating the survivors, shoveling brains into their gaping maws...

ZOMBIE 1
Brains!!!!

ZOMBIE 2
GUK!
The zombies are suddenly distracted by ZOMBIE ANDREW ZIMMERN in a corner who's enjoying his own bizarre feast...

ZOMBIE 1
Whoa, dude... why are you eating that?

ZOMBIE ANDREW ZIMMERN
(slurping)
I don't know why you guys are avoiding this stuff.
You're throwing away the best parts...!

ZOMBIE 1
You know, you don't have to eat that stuff. There's
plenty of survivors to go around here...

ZOMBIE ANDREW ZIMMERN
Oh, come on, give this a bite and tell me it's
not the best thing you've ever put in your mouth...
The zombies RECOIL in horror.

ZOMBIE 1
Get that away from me...!

ZOMBIE 2
Ugh... I think I'm gonna be sick...
Zombie Andrew Zimmern shrugs. Slurps up some more guts.

ZOMBIE ANDREW ZIMMERN
Hey, if it looks good, EAT IT. More for me!