Sobriety's for Suckers

Red wine may be much more potent than was thought in extending human lifespan, researchers say in a new report that is likely to give impetus to the rapidly growing search for longevity drugs. The study is based on dosing mice with resveratrol, an ingredient of some red wines. . . . [In a related study] scientists used a dose on mice equivalent to just 35 bottles a day.
—The Times.

A really funny piece written by Noah Baumbach from The New Yorker.

(LWD forwarded it to me weeks ago, I begrudgingly acknowledge.)

Over 48 hours of sobriety interrupted by 3 Tanqueray & tonics and a beer. Or was it two beers.......?