Kingmaker Chronicles

You may think you've seen the moment that Barack Obama became the future President of the United States, but you haven't... until now.

The moment Senator Obama shook hands with David Michael Cohen, he unwittingly cinched the deal to become President-Elect Obama.

You didn't fucking believe me, did you?

I told you way back on September 13th and again on September 14th.

David Cohen makes U.S. Presidents and destroys people with U.S. President names. You fuck with him, just sit back and watch him fuck your shit up.

You don't know who you're messin' with—no you never did! You don't know who you're messin' with: well, that's tough-titty, kid!!!