Fat Princess

Sony's got a terrific new IP exclusive to the PS3...

"...a strategy title that's a little bit capture-the-flag — except in this case, the 'flag' is a very fat girl, made difficult to move because her captors are tasked with feeding her cake."

Sounds like a game that WALL-E would enjoy.

Curiously enough, the game is stirring up some controversy.

The blogosphere's up in arms:

"... I can't figure out is why anyone would want to rescue a fat princess in the first place, since everyone knows that fat girls are unlovable human garbage at whom any sensible bloke would sooner hurl invective than cast a longing glance."