Sade Baderinwa Fan Club

I don't typically watch the local news coverage, but I caught a promo for WABC-TV's 11:00 Eyewitness News the other week and—

STOP THE PRESS... who's that...?

... and why can't I seem to find a really good picture of her alone...?!

Lads and germs, meet Sade Baderinwa. This is no ordinary love.

Hailing from the rough streets of Bodymore, Murderland.

She comes to New York City and nearly gets killed by a hit-and-run on a news assignment.

But let's not dwell on the grisly, shall we?

How about we talk about who the fuck is casting the team over at WABC-TV's local news!?

First they give us the laughably hot Liz Cho and now I've got this new one I gotta look up pictures for??

These images don't quite do her justice. You have failed me, The Internet.

When I was a kid, we had Pat Harper and Sue Simmons—women you wouldn't DREAM of thinking of in a sexual manner! On the contrary, these were women you would think of when you wanted to STOP thinking about sex!! Matronly, fiercely asexual women.

What the fuck happened?