Dick Laurent is Dead

Did you hear? David Lynch is going to end school violence! Check it out at noon today...

Not to be outdone, David Cronenberg is revealing his cure for cancer at 1pm.

And at around 2pm, Tim Story is going to try to stop sucking.

I keed! I keed, Tim! Keep making your shitty comic book movies, I dare you!

I am in writing hell this week. And probably for the rest of my life, but this week it's bad.

It's May already. What have we done to deserve this? God have mercy on our dirty little hearts...