King Malice (the wicked) Rules the World

Show of hands, who among you were born of woman?

My mom's coming to visit me for Mothers Day on Sunday. You know what THAT means. Malice has got to set aside some time before then to de-cigarette the apartment. Empty and hide all ashtrays, lighters and back-up packs of a smokes. It's a lot of work to shield my parents from the ugly truth...